12 Surefire Ways To Tell If You’re a Dog Mom
The other day while on Facebook, liking and commenting on a few things, I offered that “my fuzzy child” sure could make me laugh. Someone got offended! Apparently calling your dog your child is frowned upon in some circles. I wish those circles would come with big yellow, neon blinking lights that give fair warning to us pet parents so we can steer clear.
Honestly, I’m not sure I want to ‘friend’ someone who doesn’t understand my love for my dog. Or at least, doesn’t question it. My dog is my child, to me anyway. That doesn’t make him any less of a dog, however, nor does it take away from parents with human children. It’s just my expression of love for my pup. New research even acknowledges that for some people, the loss of their dog is akin to losing a most beloved and treasured family member ( source). Take that anti-dog mom people, whoever you are.
Are you wondering if you are a dog mom? Wonder no more. We have developed this (non)scientific quiz, of sorts, to help you determine your dog mom status. I know, you’re wondering how we have time to do this when we’re busy designing fabulous dog mom products, but honestly, this is a much-needed quiz that could solve world peace! Or at least, and more likely, give you insight into your dog devotion status.
Our Top 12 Clues That Help You Identify If You Are Dog Mom Material
How did you do? Did you answer most of our questions with affirmative yeses? If so, then you might as well get a “Dog Mom” tattoo and join the happy group of us who are nuts about their dog. But it’s okay, we tend to hang out together, and go to happy hours in packs, and celebrate each other’s dog’s birthdays or gotcha days. So, don’t worry, you’ll enjoy being in our fun group.
Also, there is one more question that is a dead giveaway for dog mom status. Want to know what it is? Okay, here you go: do you ask your dog if he or she wants a brother or sister? If you answered yes to this one, it’s an automatic entrance into our esteemed group. No need to pull your dog’s hairs off your shirts, we’re all covered in fur anyway. So, with Mother’s Day just around the corner, don’t forget to buy yourself a gift and sign the card:
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